Total Medals Earned: 1,217 (From 193 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,000 Points
Medals Earned: 1/15 (25/405 points)
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Heal an enemy ship
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/40 points)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
What are you staring at?
Alter the test.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/135 points)
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/65 points)
Failure to find her targets.
Not as out-of-sight as Nora thought.
No one would recognize Nora, or so she thought.
It was a nice book...
She's happy you're okay, though.
Those chips were yummy, though...
Nora is best at drawing, or so she says.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (85/495 points)
Lose a level
Complete the first level
Destroy a tower having dropped it onto the enemies' heads
Find a sheep in the game
Shoot down 10 crows in one level
Kill an enemy using fire magic
Find a yeti
Build a castle of 7 towers
Freeze an enemy
Find a monument
Complete level 10
Repair a tower
Find a snowman
Find a turtle
Complete level 30 and kill Pukin
Complete level 20
Medals Earned: 7/16 (210/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Push the hardest.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/20 points)